Funny- First Experience Of Loo In College !!!

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        In the morning, I noticed that Im again sick..Im suffering again with Cold Cough Throat Pain..Spinal cord's Pain...And got worried about my health..Actually I'm not irresponsible and neither I'm compromising with my health..but the sickness penetrates into my body..and make me weak..My biggest weakness which I have noticed in my life which interrupts me while Im on the path of success is my nexus with Sickness and Illness..How many times I pray God not to confine my life in this sickness itself as I have already suffered many losses in the two years when I was enjoying my friendship with sickness..The worst two years of my life..which still make tears roll of my eyes...I'm not spurious that Im sick, Its a truth that Im sick again so soon..Even I can't help this...This is something which is not leaving me since I was a little kid..When everyone used to play Holi, I used to be sitting in the house and watching them from that window from where I can catch the whole view because I used to be Ill contemporarily..

          Apologizes to Rohan..The one who recently ccommented on my blog..with the anonymous Identity and I went rude because I thought it was somebody else..Im not saying that I can vie the anonymous commenters but I'm saying that I hate the one who dont want to disclose their identity...Rohan is not from them..He did it mistakenly..and I went rude..So , SORRY my dear friend...if you felt bad about the reply I hurled on to your comment..Please forgive me...I respect you and your view...

         Even after cold and cough sabotaged my body...I went to the college because I love to be regular..Bunking is a natural calamity in colleges which happens without our approval..Hahaha...but I try to regular so I attended the 4 hours practical..and after that we were to be left but there was a declaration that Sir will be taking more 3 hours for us..There will be a lecture...and unexpectedly, us hi samay mujhe loose motion start ho gaya..Mujhe beech me ye ehsaas hua ki Veeru Bhaiiya...bahut bura pressure aa raha hai neechey aur bilkul control hone waala hai nahi..aur agar ye bhadak gaya toh seedhey cheete ke roop me ye bahaar aayega naaa ki solid ke roop me ki ek ek part kar ke geerega...phoos kar ke awaaz aayegi..You will Feel as you are going to phart...lekin wo paad nahi hogi wo andar ka maaal hoga jo ek saath kayi boondo ke roop mein aakey tumhe behaal kar jaayega..Meri haalat ho rahi thi khraab...ghar jaaa nahi sakta tha is condition me kyuki local train itna hillti hai ki wo bhi besabra ho ke turant exit le leta aur mere underwear pe apne zakhmi nishaan chchod jaata..Itna samaz gaya ki ab kahiin na kahiin baith ke apne pett ko shaant karna hi padega..Ab gaya washroom mein..Wahaan saaabun ddhoondhna chaalu kiya..nahi mila..fir socha chalo khareedta hu...aur kismat itni khoti nikli ki college ke aas-paas ki saari dukaanein bund thi aur jo ek khuli thi hamarey classmates aur seniors wahaan hi khadey they to jaise hi main saabun maangta wo samaz jaatey ki aaj ye kuch naya karne jaa rha hai..aur Mr.Fresher banne ke baad ye cheez personality ko sobha nahi de rahi thi..firr andarr gaya...Yusuf ke saath discuss kiya ki kya karna hai..usne kahaa Mitti se haath dho lena abhi jaao hagg ke aao...par agar main iss tarah haath dho ke bahaar nikalta toh mujhe khud se nafrat ho jaati..toh maine chaan-been shuru kiye toilet mein..aur kismat se mujhe wash basin ke neechey ek pudiya mili jismein Surf Excel tha...bhagwaan ka shukriya kar ke ek sandaas grah mein ghus gaya..aur jaise hi saara maal bhadd bhadd kar ke bahaar aa gaya...aur maine apna private part dho liya..fir jaise hi darwaja kholne ko tha tabhi awaaz sunaai di mere class ke boys ki aur seniors ki jo mujhe atchi tarah se jaantey they...Badnaaami ki bhay ke saath main andar hi khada raha intzaar mein ki ye log jaaye..jaise hi kuch 10 minute baad sub shant huaa..Hum bahar niklein...haatho mein surf excel atchi tarah ragad ke sudhdhta ka saath nibhaaya..aur bahaar aaye jaise ki kuch ho hi nahi raha tha hamein kuch palon pehle...ab hum taiyyaar they kitna bhi lamba lecture attend karne k liye aur kisi bhi local train mein cadhne k liye....Hey bhagwaan fir kabhi is tarah college mein mujhe ye durgati mat dikhaaana...Ye life me pehli baar tha ki maine apne school ya college mein hagaa hai....Im sad..I broke this record...

        Thanx for reading....Uff.....Dont laugh....It was a serious issue...Hahaha...

ABHILASH RUHELA- VEERU